Hot off the tipline, Wondermark brings us another jocularity. "Hello? Yes, this is Seth.
What? Oh, why thanks. I've been growing it for quite some time, I'm a mountain man you see.
Oh this old thing? That's just a grizzly bear that I dissected and transformed into a pleasant chair. Right. Of course it was alive when I first encountered it, but as I said earlier, now it's a chair.
Haha, its feelings? Well yes ma'am, I considered them, and thought they appeared to feel quite comfortable.
That's strong language for a lady, Ms. Peter. Pee-wha? Oh, Peta, ok. If you don't mind I have some additional lounging to do before I meet the president."