Typically I reserve my political views for myself. However, in this case I feel that an important US presidential candidate is being ignored, and it's our duty as facial hair evangelists to do what we can. So, setting self censorship aside for a moment I want to introduce you to Bob Barr, the 2008 Libertarian Party candidate for president, and exclusive facial hair owner in the bunch. Facial hair says a lot about a man, while Barr doesn't have a Sweet Beard like some of you, he is obviously more of a free thinker than the other two candidates. If you have the choice between a naked face and a Stached face in the oval office, the choice should be clear. I hope you'll join me in screwing the two party system and promoting pogonotrophy by voting for Bob Barr this November.