In the beginning of the Church of Pogonotrophy it was written in the Great Blog that there would come a man who could grow more than one beard at a time. This man could in fact cause three separate beards to spring forth with such parallel fury it requires three faces to grow. So potent in his evangelism would this man be that a Sweet Beard T-shirt would be his for the taking. Silenced be the naysayers. Verily, the first has come, and there shall be more.