In case you've been living under a rock for the last 5 years and haven't already seen the dripping ball of awesomesauce that is TheOatmeal, you're in for a treat. Go there. Read it all. Purchase all the things on his site, then purchase once more. We'll wait... But did you know he's a beard connoisseur? Today's Minor Differences provides the proof you crave. Way to go, TheOatmeal. We like you alot.