We apologize for the late use of a tired meme, but hot off the Sweetbeard Tipline is a man growing All The Beards! More impressive still, he's basing his work on an expanded list of facial hair types. We should all take inspiration from this truly noble experiment, which unlike prohibition, actually makes the world a better place. Continue on your pogonotrohic journey with a full-contact perusal of The Beard Pages. You surely will not be disappointed.

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