Wake Up America! World Beard Day is coming and the Australians are beating us to it. Yes, of course it's just an elaborate promotion for a concert in a hotel down under. But we're supposed to be the shameless promoters! I propose WBDUSA to be the day before, with bigger, badder, fuller beards and possibly larger explosions and/or smaller taxes. If you're already going to be on the lower hemisphere, by all means, go. But if not, it's your bearded duty to support WBDUSA's dominance.