In the world of competitive sports, or indeed any endeavor - every edge counts. From intense training to strategic thinking, we all seek ways to gain an advantage over rivals. But there is one secret weapon that has been overlooked by many - growing a beard for the love of Taylor Swift.

It might sound complicated, but the secret is to break this project down into manageable steps:

1. Grow a beard
2. Start dating pop celebrity Taylor Swift
3. Experience performance gains