Friends, Pogonotrophists, Browsers, Internet users of all kinds, step right up! What you see before you is a marvel of modern computering. It's the same SweetBeard you know and Like/+1, but in a newer, more terrifying dress. Borne out of science, madness, engineering, and wedlock, this shiny redesign represents the lengths to which man is capable of going to support evangelistic pogonotrophy. Certain things might be a bit hairy for the next little while as we dot the eyes and cross the teas, but tell your friends whilst you pardon our mess.