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VitaBeard

[Permalink] Mar 14, 2012 6:35:00 PM
Worried you aren't sending enough vitamins and minerals to your beard and/or municipal waste treatment facility?
Well, worry no more. Now VitaBeard™ can deliver all your supplementation needs, branded in a way that is much easier to swallow. Also, for those in the northern hemisphere, it's warming up! Science has shown[1] that beards grow faster in the summer. So you can have some fantastic correlation, which as we all know, implies the hell out of some causation.
[1] For certain values of Science - aka: Wikipedia
[2] Our BeardPal™ @bandholz has some useful comments on the subject.

Whoa there my bearded friend. There's more pogonotrophy where this came from
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