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News from the 'making things more badass' desk

[Permalink] Jun 23, 2014 12:28:54 PM

..Which is definitely a real desk.

Let's get real for a second. He-Man wasn't a real man at all, was he? All that working out, swordplay, and "I have the power" lightning bolt business isn't fooling anyone, buddy. Might as well call him He-Compensates, which admittedly doesn't have quite the same ring to it. That is until now. Skeletor, look out, son! You no longer enjoy facial parity with your pals over at Castle Greyskull. 

Check out a few more at Gizmodo, or better yet, hire Vanja to take something of yours in a bit of a badasserly direction.

 

Power Comes from the Beard

[Permalink] Jun 6, 2014 3:00:00 PM

We're sure you remember Rob and his beard from such fine posts as "Friday is for Beards" and "New Product: Sparkbeard." As you can see, his beard is making great progress, and behold: his power grows.

 

Peak Beard?

[Permalink] Apr 16, 2014 5:40:49 PM

So long, posers. 

That's all I have to say to any of the recently-shaven, trend-riding, otherwise hyphen-creating beard growers. Now scientists, British scientists at that -so you know they at the very least sound authoritative- have underscored what we already knew. The Brooklyn Beard won't work as intended. If you grew a beard because George Clooney grew one, you're too late to the beard party.

 

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