Beer has long complemented the beard, but that friendly combination has for too long been a one way relationship. That is until now. You may know Rogue Brewery for their fine libations such as Voodoo Doughnut Bacon Maple Ale or Dead Guy Ale, but they also know a thing or two about beards. And math. And beard beer math. Look, it's all quite well-documented in the highly scientific schematic above, and in Rogue Brewery News. We look forward to a pint or five of New Crustacean when it becomes available in 2013. If this doesn't give the pogonotrophic home brewer ideas, I don't know what will. I might not be throwing trimmer clippings into my next batch, but we can't use US-05 forever.