We're sure you remember Rob and his beard from such fine posts as "Friday is for Beards" and "New Product: Sparkbeard." As you can see, his beard is making great progress, and behold: his power grows.
So long, posers.
That's all I have to say to any of the recently-shaven, trend-riding, otherwise hyphen-creating beard growers. Now scientists, British scientists at that -so you know they at the very least sound authoritative- have underscored what we already knew. The Brooklyn Beard won't work as intended. If you grew a beard because George Clooney grew one, you're too late to the beard party.